Recent Game Reviews
Valentine's game
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars June 12, 2008
it's cute...
but it gets boring real quick. the action and play is pretty smooth, but you should try to add new elements whenever you progress into new levels to at the least to hold our attention a little longer. other than that, it gets really repetitive in very little time.
er...not to be a smartass or anything, but don't you think you're just a tad late to submit this?
Conker's BFD Soundboard
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars December 8, 2007
lol nice tribute, but...
sound quality was mediocre, the music was so loud that you could barely hear the quotes, and there were some other obvious sound issues i'm too lazy to list.
also, i hope you realize that Conker: Live and Reloaded is just a port of the original for Xbox. the graphics are so much better and more detailed, and shots from that probably would've been more appealing and easier on the eyes. all the same, nice job, but could've been better.
The music wasn't designed to be played along with the quotes!
Well, fine, the Xbox one looks better, I'd agree, but from the Windy song all the way to the censoring, it lacked some originality and charm the N64 one had. Plus, just simply, Conker isn't as cute.
Dead Frontier: Night One
Rated 3 / 5 stars October 19, 2007
not bad, but
there were some problems, like trying to run away to reload and getting stuck on, say, the "invisible barrier" surrounding a potted plant. aside from that, there isn't a whole lot of ammo in the game. in fact, you gain a lot more health than ammo, and it took forever to get the machine gun, which helped a little. good job, but it still needs quite a bit of work
Recent Audio Reviews
Jesus pranks Wendy's
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 8, 2007
OMFG
dude.....this is the greatest prank call i have ever heard. i salute you!
Recent Art Reviews
drillbit girl 2
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jan 15, 2010
I wonder...
has anyone else noticed that this currently has a score of 9.04/5?
anyway, just so this review isn't completely useless and off-topic, i'd like to say that this is amazing. sure, she's got some wild curves and all that seem a little too much, but then the very same curves are what make the girl so expressive in the work, so it totally works. besides, nothing wrong with a girl with meat on her bones, right? right. and just like the work you've presented to us today, you receive my personal thumbs up. nicely done, dude :]
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 4 / 5 stars May 6, 2009
lol. wow.
now see, this is what really should've happened in the movie. but no, instead they went with the lame Ash-turns-a-funny-ashy-color-and-gets -revived-by-everyone's-TEARS-even-aft er-getting-hit-with-PURE-ENERGY-ATTAC KS-by-the-world's-STRONGEST-POKEMON ending.
anyway, i really liked your flash. you accurately rendered all of the characters in both appearance and, er, character, to add a satisfyingly satirical element to the flash. though, i feel that you could've made it a tiny bit longer, allowing room for you to get a little more creative with the plot and characters. i mean, the movie's been out for nearly a decade. you're not the only one, and certainly not the first, to have come up with this idea. but i do commend you for being amongst the tiny handful that has actually done something to bring this idea to life.
all right, thanks for bringing us this fine flash and i hope you find my thoughts insightful and helpful.
oh, and you just gotta love just how everyone stops fighting when Ash interferes, despite the fact that Ash does abuse his pokemon by making them fight all the time and that Mewtwo didn't really have a problem clearing out a research facility full of innocent and defenseless scientists, assistants, and employees at the start of the movie.
The whole movie is basically just build up to Ash getting killed, so too much content other than that could easily take away from the joke at the end.
Thanks for the review :)
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 29, 2009
whoa. dude. holy shit.
damn, Dora grew up. the art and animation were good. yet the length and the way it ends so abruptly just takes away from the experience. it feels incomplete and leaves viewers somewhat unsatisfied with what they watched.
either way, i'm still giving you a 5 and 10 for the novelty and originality of the concept. if you come up with a real full-length Dora the Badass flash, i'd be one of the first to come back and watch it.
"Alright, let's see you swipe something now, bitch!"
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 23, 2008
awesome job
after watching this i went ahead and watched the other two episodes, and yes, i can see you are improving greatly. there are some minor flaws here and there, but it's all mainly stuff that you've already pointed out was wrong with it. some animation is still a little choppy and the voice acting is somewhat unmotivated and strained. i see room and opportunity for further improvement, but overall you're doing a mighty fine job so far. i see a lot of potential in this series and i look forward to more of your work :)